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They're calling it, (this is where I clear my throat uncomfortably), "more bang for your buck." The BunnyRanch is a place Larry Flynt calls "America's Hottest Cat House," and he oughtta know. I checked out the website, which I won't link to here--we're a family operation--and among the pictures of employees was a photo of the brothel's owner at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner with Rita Cosby!
The ranch is also offering to reimburse customers who paid American Airlines $15 to check a bag, patrons "who otherwise might feel screwed at 30,000 feet."
As for the stimulus offer, a guy who brings in an entire $1,200 check gets a special deal: three women and a bottle of bubbly. Anyone notice that a guy with a $1,200 check is married to qualify for that amount?
But wait, there's more! The legal bordello plans to have all 100 customers, plus some of the Bunnies, sign a thank you card and send it to President...Bush. Oy.
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