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Heenes Bear Scratch

Price: $19.99

Just when you thought they were gone. The Heenes, made infamous when they claimed their “Balloon Boy” son took flight, are now selling the “Bear Scratch,” a tree-like back-scratching device.

“If you itch like a son of a twitch, then you need my latest invention, the patent pending Bear Scratch!” shouts formerly incarcerated dad Richard Heene. At one point in the promotional videohe literally screams at you.

Heene promises to donate some pre-Thanksgiving profits to the Salvation Army. “They were there when I needed them.”

Photo Courtesy: Heene