Oh, where to start with this one? “Postal,” the game on which this film was based, was at the center of the recent U.S. Supreme Court battle about violence in videogames. Verne Troyer ("Mini Me" of “Austin Powers” fame) is thrown into a pit of chimpanzees to be sexually assaulted. The film's final shot shows actors dressed as George Bush and Osama bin Laden skipping through a field, hand-in-hand. And, in a cameo, the film's director — you guessed it…Uwe Boll — is shot in the groin. The worldwide box-office take of this film, which moviegoers and critics universally agree is the worst of the worst videogame-based films? A whopping $146,741.