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  • The Worst Valentine's Day Ever Thursday, 14 Feb 2013 | 1:24 PM ET

    America, we have a romance crisis. Hissing roaches for Valentine's Day? What happened to flowers and chocolates? If it ain't broke...

  • The Love Is Gone—Breaking Up With Your Bank Tuesday, 12 Feb 2013 | 2:24 PM ET

    Valentine's Day Special: 71% say they would break up with their bank if presented with a better alternative. #itsyounotme

  • Happy Cows Come From California Wednesday, 13 Feb 2013 | 1:57 PM ET

    They say that happy cows come from California. They just got happier.

  • Celebrating the Year of the Snake With a $500 Dinner Wednesday, 13 Feb 2013 | 11:39 AM ET

    A private dining room inside the Bellagio in Las Vegas has been transformed into the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse in Beijing. Later this week, the casino resort will be hosting Chinese New Year dinners here for $500 a plate.

  • The Name Game: Finding a Storm Named Nemo Friday, 8 Feb 2013 | 1:28 PM ET
    Boston

    Why do the worst storms have wimpiest names? If this is the road we're going down, perhaps one way to lighten the mood is to do an entire Hollywood makeover of the storm list.

  • Valentine's Day: The Cost of Showing Some Love Thursday, 7 Feb 2013 | 2:28 PM ET
    World's most expensive teddy bear.

    Ladies, further proof that it's better to be married than in a "committed relationship."

  • Texas Gov. Rick Perry Courts California Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013 | 4:34 PM ET
    Rick Perry

    Texas Gov. Rick Perry has released a radio ad in California hoping to lure businesses to the Lone Star state. California Gov. Jerry Brown's reaction? "It's a big nothing."

  • Whoa! Time to Bring Back the Dell Dude? Tuesday, 5 Feb 2013 | 5:08 PM ET
    Michael Dell

    The 'Dude' wants his old job, asking friends and strangers to "go crazy - tweet and facebook Dell Computers if you want to bring me back."

  • Sick of Super Bowl Hype? Check Out the Puppy Bowl Friday, 1 Feb 2013 | 4:42 PM ET
    One of this year's Puppy Bowl IX contenders.

    Have you had it with Super Bowl hype? Check out Animal Planet's "Puppy Bowl IX." And no, the kitties in the halftime show won't be lip-syncing!

  • Peter Berg on What It's Like to Direct a Super Bowl Ad Thursday, 31 Jan 2013 | 10:14 AM ET
    Peter Berg

    Peter Berg of "Friday Night Lights" fame on what it's like to direct a Super Bowl ad. And ... ACTION!

  • 'The Rock,' America's New Milkman Thursday, 31 Jan 2013 | 9:49 AM ET

    Per capita milk consumption has fallen 23 percent since 1975. Does milk need a super hero? Enter Dwayne Johnson, aka "The Rock," America's new milkman.

  • San Francisco's Puppy Problem Monday, 28 Jan 2013 | 2:25 PM ET

    Local animal shelters have long relied on donations of old newspapers to line floors as they potty train puppies, but there aren’t enough physical newspapers around anymore to do the job.

  • Bill Ackman and Carl Icahn

    One of the most amusing comments to come out of the entire Ackman-Icahn spat was the revelation that the two agreed to "schmuck insurance." So I'm thinking of starting a company called Schmuck Insurance.

  • Yep, we all have our horror stories about co-workers from hell. Well, PayScale.com pinged their users on the worst co-workers they’ve ever had and man, did they get an earful!

  • Sex or Sleep? You Gotta Ask the Question Friday, 25 Jan 2013 | 5:17 PM ET

    Believe it or not, "Some bedding veterans don't believe that sex should be discussed on the sales floor."

  • Ackman Icahn Showdown: Twitter Reaction Friday, 25 Jan 2013 | 1:36 PM ET
    Carl Icahn (L), Bill Ackman (R)

    Bill Ackman/Carl Icahn clash was so mesmerizing that virtually all productivity on Wall Street stopped. Twitter lit up with reactions, and CNBC started trending.

  • Why Marriage Makes Women Drink More Friday, 25 Jan 2013 | 9:35 AM ET

    Are you married? Does that make you drink more or less?

  • Tell the Truth: There Is No 'I' in Team Wednesday, 23 Jan 2013 | 2:35 PM ET

    I knew it! And so did you. There is no "i" in team. And now there's a survey to back us up.

  • Apple's Mailbox

    Once a week I clean out the inbox, a task that requires me to set aside an hour. Now some companies are offering solutions to unclutter unruly inboxes.

  • Women, Wine, and the NRA Wednesday, 23 Jan 2013 | 8:57 AM ET

    If you thought alcohol and guns didn't mix, perhaps you should think again. The NRA has a wine club.