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  • Attention passengers: We're about to crash! Oh wait, sorry, wrong button. Here are some of the weirdest travel stories of 2012.

  • Smuggled Rubber Duckies and Weird Stocking Stuffers Friday, 7 Dec 2012 | 1:06 PM ET
    Holiday Rubber Duck confiscated by U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

    Now that the port strike is over in LA, officials have found all kinds of illegal stuff like rubber ducks wearing Santa hats.

  • Wearing That Ugly Sweater With Pride Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012 | 10:47 AM ET

    One day next week I'm going to wear a hideous holiday sweater on the air on CNBC.

  • An unidentified woman who said she works with the man called me to say her colleague's Craiglist ad seeking a dating manager a legitimate job opportunity.

  • Help Wanted on Wall Street: Manage My Dates Tuesday, 4 Dec 2012 | 2:15 PM ET

    Someone claiming to be a Wall Street pro wants to outsource management of his online dating pursuits through Craigslist.

  • Par-ty! Par-ty! Office Holiday Parties Are Back Tuesday, 4 Dec 2012 | 2:41 PM ET

    It’s been a tough slog in Cubeville the past few years but don’t cry in that beer you had to buy with your own money just yet – the office holiday party is making a comeback!

  • 2012's Most Overused Buzzwords Tuesday, 4 Dec 2012 | 2:37 PM ET

    LinkedIn has released its list of the most overused buzzwords on LinkedIn Profiles and "creative" tops the list.

  • The village of Bugarach, which some are claiming will be the only surviving settlement following a devastating apocalypse in December 2012.

    They're cracking open the end-of-the-world wine in Bugarach, the village that is expected to be saved by aliens before the end.

  • Color 2013 Blue, but Color December Green Tuesday, 27 Nov 2012 | 2:02 PM ET

    A "national color expert" predicts the color for 2013 is (drumroll) ... blue.

  • Hostess Twinkies

    By day, Danny Boi is an unassuming radio personality with 96.5 KBRZ in Kansas City. Ok, he's actually fairly assuming. By night — ok, also by day — he is the would-be super hero who launched a White House petition to save the Twinkie.

  • Sign of the Apocalypse: Mass Panic Over Twinkies Friday, 16 Nov 2012 | 1:01 PM ET

    America woke up to the news that Hostess Brands would shut down. We wasted no time stocking up.

  • Lose My Benefits? I'd Rather Go to Jail! Thursday, 15 Nov 2012 | 10:54 AM ET

    Would you rather lose your health benefits or spend a night in jail? Most people choose ... JAIL!

  • A Bidding Frenzy...for This Guy's Last Name?! Friday, 2 Nov 2012 | 4:25 PM ET

    Jason Sadler is the kind of guy who will sell you the shirt off his back. Now, he's going to go one better — he'll sell you the name off his driver's license!

  • Darth Vader at Disneyland? NOOOOO! Wednesday, 31 Oct 2012 | 5:29 PM ET

    Quicker than you can say "hyperspace", Disney Parks has released a new video celebrating the marriage of the Magic Kingdom and Star Wars.

  • Had It With Election Ads? Wednesday, 31 Oct 2012 | 12:19 PM ET

    Virginia. Between the mailers, the robocalls, the TV and radio commercials, it’s enough to make a grown man cry. Or a little girl.

  • What's Next for Star Wars — 'Leia and the Tramp?' Tuesday, 30 Oct 2012 | 7:10 PM ET

    Two entertainment empires are now one, as Disney has announced it will buy Lucasfilm and its "Star Wars" franchise. So what can we expect now that Jedis everywhere are in the Mouse House? Potential film titles are already hitting the Twittersphere.

  • 'Time to Relax and Have a Beer:' Sam Adams Founder Tuesday, 30 Oct 2012 | 3:01 PM ET

    Koch admits the company missed a few deliveries, "But this is the Northeast. I mean, we have snowstorms, we have hail storms, we have hurricanes, this is not LA, you know, life is not easy out here."

  • Romney or Obama, Who'd You Rather? Thursday, 25 Oct 2012 | 5:16 PM ET

    President Obama and Governor Romney have been talking almost nonstop about the importance of women: women's rights, women in the workplace, choice, salaries, flextime, small business, motherhood, hairspray, the pros and cons of Latisse - Now women are talking back.

  • Scary Indicator II: Who's Ahead Now—Obama or Romney? Thursday, 25 Oct 2012 | 2:22 PM ET

    Time to check in with the Halloween mask indicator, which has been eerily accurate in past elections, to find out who it's gonna be -- Obama or Romney!

  • Can You Guess What's the Worst Password to Have? Wednesday, 24 Oct 2012 | 2:13 PM ET

    Occasionally I’m forced to change my password to access financial and benefits information. It’s a pain, requiring me to memorize something new, but I'm glad I have to do it. An easy password is the online equivalent of leaving your front door open or running into a store with your car running.