Yeah, right. Actually, the working sessions and panels are better attended than any conference I've ever seen.
What turns blue even though it's in the red? The answer today: a banker at Davos.
"If it looks like a bank and quacks like a bank, we've got to capitalize it as a bank," FSA Chairman Lord Adair Turner tells CNBC.
Turns out the pedometer does not send your step count back to some centralized database. Which means my bonanza score of 22,000 steps is gone!!!
The mood is more serious that last year, but not more somber. A few intense discussions were drawing in participants from around the center in between session, although the requisite numbers were propped up at the Plenary Bar--a notable meeting spot.
Joe's pee smells after he eats asparagus. That's what he announced to me, and the rest of the world, on Squawk this morning.
Mostly, it's a pretty gloomy outlook here. But sometimes, you hear from those who have a sunnier disposition, at least relatively speaking.
I am very worried about my 22,000 step windfall from yesterday. My pedometer mysteriously reset itself last night and went back to zero!
That was the opinion of economist Nouriel Roubini, of RGE Monitor, who was one of the first people to predict the housing crisis, speaking to "Squawk Box Europe" this morning.
I am so winning this pedometer contest. Not because I walk more than anybody. But because security backfired!
We caught up with the head of WPP on his way to dinner. Check out his hat.