Tired of all the fiscal cliff rhetoric and commentary? So's Jim Cramer.
The Mad Money host would much prefer to talk about the latest earnings or potential M&A. He'd much prefer to talk about the Army vs Navy game.
But he can't. He'd be doing you a disservice he didn't draw your attention to this enormous market catalyst each and every day.
Therefore, with only three weeks left in the year, "I have no choice but to handicap the possibilities of a deal, any deal, if I'm going to help you try to make money," said Cramer.
Following are Cramer's scenarios.