Nearly nine out of the ten women surveyed said they find a clean shaven man "kissable," while more than half say kissing a guy with facial hair has irritated or scraped their faces. Women also say they would kiss a clean shaven guy more often and for longer (TMI, Gillette, get a room already).
However, only 37 percent of the women surveyed were under the age of 35. That's the core group which has come of age with grungy looking boyfriends. Maybe they're more forgiving. Or maybe they're tired of applying hydrocortisone cream to their faces after every date.
More Difficulties for Men
Women aren't the only ones who fret over their bust size. Men do, too. I mean, men fret over men's bust sizes.
Blame it on Ryan Lochte.
The swimmer more famous for his physique than his breaststroke may be one reason "moob reduction surgery" jumped 38 percent in a year. The Daily Mail reports the increase in surgeries for men seeking to reduce their chest flab is partly the result of watching the Summer Olympics and wanting an easier solution than mastering the 400-meter butterfly.
Pin Up Boys?
Finally, sexy women sell equipment calendars. Why can't sexy men? Why should half the species be shut out of this lucrative exploitation?
One German car wash decided to stretch the envelope with its annual calendar, putting men in hilariously suggestive poses. Mr. March is all the proof you need that this is a woman's job.
—By CNBC's Jane Wells; Follow her on Twitter: @janewells