Praise the Merlot and pass the ammunition.
The NRA has a wine club. No, really.
"Now you can support the 2nd Amendment with every wine you buy," said the club's webpage.
Selections cover a variety of varietals and price points, with everything from the 2010 Purple Cowboy Night Rider Merlot from Paso Robles for $12.99 to a 2003 Moet et Chandon Dom Perignon French Champagne for $139.99. Sound weird? Well, if you're going to go hunt for dinner, maybe you want it paired with the right wine.