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Swiss Re's report called the impact of low-rate dollar-cheapening policies "indisputable."
Professional and the mom-and-pop crowd have developed a starkly different view about which way stocks are heading.
Investors put more money into new hedge funds in 2014 than any year since 2004.
Hedge funds are focused on currencies over bonds in anticipation of the Fed's long-awaited interest rate increase.
While the Bacon Cheeseburger Index is intended as a lighthearted look at the economy, for the Fed inflation is serious.
Strange close in a few ETFs Tuesday: Oil & Gas Exploration and Production ETF, Biotech ETF, Metals and Mining.
Nobody outside Tesla knows what its new mystery product will be. But there's reason to believe it's a battery.