Bill Ackman may be out at JCPenney, but the Morning Six-Pack is still in. Way in. Here's what we've got:
As a public service, Obamacare is setting an example by cutting down. Way down. By the time this is all over, nationalized health care may be mandated ACE bandages in every medicine cabinet.
Austerity rocks. That's the message out of Greece, where, incredibly, the debt-ravaged nation is actually running a surplus. Forbes thinks the table is now set for...strategic debt default. Yay, Greece.