Happy Wednesday. Welcome, welcome to the machine.
The word/meme of the day for the debut of the Obamacare exchanges appears to be "glitchy." That's kind of like "twitchy" or "pitchy" but applied in this case to government boondoggles. (Daily Beast)
We here at the Six-Pack are long the Vatican Bank and recommend that any shorts out there recite a solemn Act of Contrition. (Huffington Post)
And, finally...There's a 143-year-old law that drops the hammer on anyone who screws up while the government is shut down, and it's scaring the bejesus out of people. CNBC's Steve Liesman explains.
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom .