Happy Tuesday. Nursing a Columbus Day hangover? Have a Six-Pack:
In other news, that national horror show of Freddy Kruegeresque proportions, namely the debt default silliness, is also near an end. (Boston Globe)
We've pointed this out before, but it's a good reminder in this time of national distress that the markets function best when members of Congress stay home.
And, finally ... before taking the bait on that "returnship" offer, there are a few things you want to consider. CNBC.com's Mark Koba explains.
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.