Happy Wednesday. Feeling mischievous? Grab a six-pack.
The Federal Reserve probably isn't going to do anything at its the Open Markets Committee meeting Wednesday, but that doesn't mean we're not watching. Here's what we think the discussion will sound like: "Party on, Janet." "Party on, Ben." (International Business Times)
Health insurers, meanwhile, are being told to shut up, at least when it comes to criticizing Obamacare. (Weekly Standard)
One guy who's not shutting up is economist Peter Schiff, who contends that Obamacare's problems run a lot deeper than a bad website. (RealClearMarkets)
Still think bitcoin is a fad? Tell that to the Norwegian guy who made himself a mint betting on the virtual currency. (BBC News)
And, finally ... Get your popcorn ready for Wednesday's congressional quizzing of Kathleen Sebelius, whose unenviable task it is to manage the Obamacare fiasco. CNBC.com's Dan Mangan has a few questions of his own for the Health and Human Services chief.
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.