Speaking of currency (gold is money, right?) some Barclays traders may not have been following the rules. (BBC News)
The news isn't getting any better for Obamacare now, is it? As we recall, the program was targeted at, like, 48 million Americans who are uninsured. On the first day of enrollment, it apparently helped, like, six of them. (Los Angeles Times)
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.