Happy Thursday. If anyone wants to offer a couple billion for the Morning Six-Pack, we're all ears.
Of course, you've heard: 23-year-old turns down $3 billion offer for something called Snapchat. Kids these days. Sigh. (CNET)
Ben Bernanke disciple Janet Yellen will be trying to convince Congress she's up to the task of helming the manic money-printers at the Federal Reserve. This is the single greatest thing we've seen about the hearings: Yellen...wait for it...bingo! (Quartz)