Happy Thursday. Time to start getting those nonfarm payroll guesses together. It's only a day away.
Is P. Diddy still famous? Apparently so, because he and somebody named Diageo just bought a hotshot brand of tequila. (Business Standard)
How bad is HealthCare.gov? So bad that even the French are slamming it. (Huffington Post)
So this explains all the dumb things that come out of Dennis Rodman's mouth? (NPR)
Janet Yellen has suddenly morphed into the "$16 trillion woman." Neat. (TIME)
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.