Happy Tuesday. Ladies and gentlemen, now presenting: Janet Yellen.
The new Federal Reserve chair makes her first public remarks since taking the reins and we should expect ... maybe not a whole lot. (Wall Street Journal)
There are only a couple weeks left for Congress to raise the debt ceiling, and things aren't looking good. (Politico)
That Dumb Starbucks prank looks like its mastermind could have some explaining to do. (CNNMoney)
This somehow all makes sense: The state of Illinois will partner with fake-news site The Onion to sell Obamacare. (The Daily Caller)
And finally ... Facebook's Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg talks about what she sees in the future for the social networking site, and a lot of it probably looks green. CNBC's Julia Boorstin has the scoop.
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.