Funny Business with Jane Wells


  Thursday, 2 Aug 2007 | 9:51 AM ET

Croc Shoes Follow Up: Religious "Sole" For Wear?

Posted By: Jane Wells
In an earlier post, I mentioned how one Pittsburgh hospital is banning its staff from wearing Crocs shoes. Well, it appears Crocs are just what the doctor ordered for some members of the Jewish faith. Here's how. Last week was Tisha B'av, considered "the saddest day in Jewish history," marking several awful events that happened on that day over the centuries, including the destruction of Temple in Jerusalem not once, but twice--more than 600 years apart. »Read more
  Wednesday, 1 Aug 2007 | 11:22 AM ET

A Whole Lot of Croc

Posted By: Jane Wells
A hospital in Pittsburgh is banning Crocs, the comfy rubbery shoes with holes in them. Hospital officials call them a hazard, fearing a nurse might drop a syringe on his or her foot and, bingo! One nurse tells the AP that's a croc. "I mean, I can get a needle stuck in my arm or my leg." »Read more
  Tuesday, 31 Jul 2007 | 12:06 PM ET

Star Jones Admits To Bypass Surgery: I Think We Knew That

Posted By: Jane Wells
So Star Jones finally admits she had gastric bypass surgery. Really? People, it's like denying you had a facelift, collagen, or breast augmentation. WE KNOW. 177,000 people had gastric bypass last year, nearly double from 2003, making it one of the fastest growing plastic surgery procedures. So is PhotoShop. Check out Kelly Osbourne--I'll have what she's having. »Read more
  Monday, 30 Jul 2007 | 12:47 PM ET

Rolls Royce Phantom Coupe: I Was Born To Drive It (Sort Of)

Posted By: Jane Wells
This job really does beat working for a living. I've just had the opportunity to drive a car worth, gulp, $435,000. That's about twice the price of your average home in the U.S. these days. The car is a new Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe (pronounced coup-AY). Drophead is a fancy name for convertible. The car will start selling in September, and the first year is pretty much sold out. Yeah. Sold out. »Read more
  Thursday, 26 Jul 2007 | 4:15 PM ET

Honda Surf Festival: Cow-a Bunga Dude (Or Steers Hang Ten)

Posted By: Jane Wells
Most mind-numbing PR stunt of the summer (so far): Here's the headline: "100 cows face-off against world-class surfers during Honda U.S. Open of Surfing at the Huntington Beach Pier." Where's the beef? Against the backdrop of the world's largest professional surfing competition, 100 cows will be herded into the Honda U.S. Open of Surfing by 40 cowboys on Thursday, July 26. The first-ever beach cattle drive at the Huntington Beach Pier takes place at 7:00 a.m., even as professional surfing's "elite athletes take to the waves." »Read more
  Thursday, 26 Jul 2007 | 8:20 AM ET

Lindsay Lohan: The "Real" Business Angle For CNBC

Posted By: Jane Wells
Note to PR people: please actually WATCH our network and understand what CNBC does before sending pitches. Here's a shortened list of press releases sent my way in the last 24 hours: "Draumr Publishing, an independent U.S. press, has finally released 'Moon Child,' the tantalizing new novel by first time Canadian author Simone Maroney, to the North American public. The book is a rollicking good ride, complete with adventure, betrayal and harrowing escapes from dire circumstances." And then there's Lindsay Lohan. »Read more
  Tuesday, 24 Jul 2007 | 2:25 PM ET

Steve Wozniak, Geek Squad and (The Real Fake Jane)

Posted By: Jane Wells
Ever wanted to meet the Woz? I DO! Change the world? Eh, not so much. Now you can do both. Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak is attending the upcoming IdeaFestival being sponsored by Best Buy's Geek Squad. It's an annual gathering of idea people--not Madison Avenue idea people, you know, the guys who brainstorm about putting monkeys in commercials--but people with ideas for changing the world! Through technology! »Read more
  Monday, 23 Jul 2007 | 5:13 PM ET

Bikini Clad Workers Mow Down The Competition

Posted By: Jane Wells
It's nice being able to pay someone else to mow the lawn. Now a company in Memphis is taking it a step further. You can pay a little more, and a crew of lawn mowing women will arrive at your house--wearing bikinis. The company is www.tigertimelawncare.com, a three-month old firm using the gimmick to get attention. It's worked. »Read more
  Monday, 23 Jul 2007 | 8:18 AM ET

Chinese Food Story: Fake Or Not? The Real Fake Jane Investigates

Posted By: Jane Wells
On the heels of fakesteve.blogspot.com (the fake Steve Jobs), and my own fakeJane (the fake me, see below), it turns out everything, EVERYTHING, is fake. Even the story about the Chinese buns made out of cardboard. Or is it? That's the problem with China these days. You believe the bad news, then when they tell you the bad news was a lie, you don't believe that either. »Read more
  Friday, 20 Jul 2007 | 9:28 AM ET

Fake Steve Jobs? Meet The Real Fake Jane Wells

Posted By: Jane Wells
With all the talk about the “Fake Steve Jobs” at www.fakesteve.blogspot.com, (including on this blog), followed by the "Fake Gene Munster," the Piper Jaffray analyst who covers Apple, at www.fakegene.blogspot.com (Jim Goldman alerted us to this one yesterday), it seems to me all the attention goes to the fakes. So, what if there was a “Fake Jane”? I mean, I’m kinda fake already, but what about someone pretending to be me--an evil, bitter, insecure version of me? Ok. Me. »Read more

About Funny Business with Jane Wells

  • If it was up to Jane Wells, she’d spend her entire day combing Mother Earth for stories and observations just for this blog. She has more fun writing Funny Business than anything else she does... professionally, that is. Funny business is whatever Jane considers hilarious, strange, fishy, or ridiculous, which pretty much covers everything on Wall Street. It is her hope this blog makes you smile, even when the news is grim. After all, it's only money.


  • Based in Los Angeles, Jane Wells is a CNBC business news reporter and also writes the Funny Business blog for CNBC.com.