Funny Business with Jane Wells


  Tuesday, 20 May 2014 | 1:20 PM ET

Edward Snowden: Comic book superhero?

Posted By: Jane Wells

What do Edward Snowden, Sarah Palin and Justin Bieber have in common?

They all hate each other. Probably.

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  Monday, 28 Apr 2014 | 11:59 AM ET

Eric Decker wants to help you with your 'problems'

Posted By: Jane Wells

Eric Decker has it pretty rough.

He's gorgeous. He has a gorgeous wife. They just had a baby. They have their own reality show on E! Decker is a professional football player who spent three years with the Denver Broncos and has been traded to the New York Jets.

What a train wreck.

As Decker struggles to adjust to a new life in a new city with a new baby ... rolling in the money ... Ruffles has hired the wide receiver to be its frontman for a funny promotion called "Rough Life."

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  Wednesday, 23 Apr 2014 | 1:33 PM ET

I deserve a raise! Or at least some free tacos!

Posted By: Jane Wells

Here's an amazing piece of news. Many Americans think they make a fair wage.

But not everyone.

A new survey by Glassdoor.com found that nearly 2 in 5 workers say they are unfairly paid for the work they do. More women than men see a gender wage gap.

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  Thursday, 17 Apr 2014 | 10:40 AM ET

Sick from your job? My grandma would laugh at you

Posted By: Jane Wells

This week I got lucky. I scored a business trip to a Lockheed Martin facility where they make all kinds of warfare simulators—everything from tank mock-ups to pretend F-35 jet fighters. I got to play, but even playing was stressful.

I can't imagine how stressful it must be in real life, being a soldier on patrol in hostile territory for hours at a time.

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  Tuesday, 8 Apr 2014 | 1:43 PM ET

Here's what happens when you 'vape' hashish for TV

Posted By: Jane Wells

Here's a little behind-the-scenes slice of a normal day in the news biz. Or maybe I should say a NORML day.

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  Thursday, 10 Apr 2014 | 9:24 AM ET

Cold, hard business lessons from a Girl Scout

Posted By: Jane Wells

You think selling Girl Scout cookies is easy? Well, of course it's easy. They're delicious.

But selling more than 21,000 boxes? That's an art. The Art of War, by Sun Tzu, apparently.

In a hilarious parody video created by Mashable, the very real 12-year-old Katie Francis of Oklahoma City reveals her strategy for selling the most cookies in Girl Scout history.

The video starts sweetly enough, as the sixth-grader announces that she recently broke the old record "by selling 21,477 boxes of Girl Scout cookies." Her secret?

Play hardball.

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  Wednesday, 19 Mar 2014 | 6:18 PM ET

Real 'Wolf of Wall Street': Buy this strategy

Posted By: Jane Wells
Jordan Belfort and Leonardo DiCaprio
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Jordan Belfort and Leonardo DiCaprio

Jordan Belfort is back.

Now that "The Wolf of Wall Street" is a certified hit, the man whose life the film is based on is back selling something. This time, however, it's all legal.

Belfort is selling a program on how to be a successful salesperson using "ethical persuasion." "Success in the absence of ethics ... is failure, it's not success at all," Belfort said in a free webinar Wednesday.

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  Wednesday, 19 Mar 2014 | 3:15 PM ET

Peer-to-peer's new meaning: Bathroom rentals

Posted By: Jane Wells

"This was an experiment, right?" said Travis Laurendine, standing in a men's room. "The experiment was, 'What if you could make a company that's so funny that it markets itself?'"

The experiment may be succeeding.

Laurendine co-founded Airpnp, based on the very successful Airbnb, a site which allows people to rent out their homes. In the case of Airpnp, however, people are renting out their bathrooms, hence the 'P.'

"People in the United States take 3 trillion pees a year3 trillion," he said. "Do the math. Trust me, I have."

Peer-to-peer takes on a whole new meaning.

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  Monday, 24 Feb 2014 | 12:38 PM ET

Chocolate toothpaste? We put Crest to the test

Posted By: Jane Wells

Now you can have your cake and brush your teeth with it, too.

Crest has released three new flavors targeting "experiential consumers" or "daredevils," including Mint Chocolate Trek, Vanilla Mint Spark and Lime Spearmint Zest, all marketed under the new "Be" line—as in, "Be adventurous ... inspired ... dynamic."

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  Friday, 21 Feb 2014 | 5:26 PM ET

Don King on business, Putin and concussions

Posted By: Jane Wells

Only in America could someone like Don King succeed. Where else could a man drop out of school, go to prison for killing a man, find God, meet Muhammad Ali and end up being the greatest promoter since P.T. Barnum?

This week, King is in Cleveland to promoting a boxing event airing on Showtime. The "Cleveland Show for People Care," at the Cleveland State University Wolstein Center marks a homecoming for a man whose very first promoted event happened here in 1972 with Muhammad Ali.

"Boxing is life," King told CNBC. The main event Friday features relatively unknown lightweights Angelo Santana and Hank Lundy. Young prospects Amir Imam and Jared Robinson will fight at junior welterweight. But King is intent on bringing back the glory days of heavyweight boxing to the U.S.

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About Funny Business with Jane Wells

  • If it was up to Jane Wells, she’d spend her entire day combing Mother Earth for stories and observations just for this blog. She has more fun writing Funny Business than anything else she does... professionally, that is. Funny business is whatever Jane considers hilarious, strange, fishy, or ridiculous, which pretty much covers everything on Wall Street. It is her hope this blog makes you smile, even when the news is grim. After all, it's only money.


  • Based in Los Angeles, Jane Wells is a CNBC business news reporter and also writes the Funny Business blog for CNBC.com.