My Perfect Screen Saver? And Everyone Sing Fake Jane!
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First off, check out this freeze frame of me and the banner underneath. One person has threatened to make this his screen saver!
FAKE JANE'S SONG PARODY: to the chorus of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?"
Where have all the Alt-As gone? Long time passing
Where have al the subprimes gone? Long time ago
Where have all the no-docs gone? Investors dumped them every one
Oh when will we ever learn? Oh when will we...ever learn?
MORE FAKE LEONA HELMSLEY IN HELL (with help from the sick mind of Nick R.):
"Checking out the scene in Hell. They took away my driver (he went to the other place 'up north') and now I can't find anywhere to park the vehicle they gave me--a K car from 1982. Oh, wait, what is that? A 'reserved RSVP spot' for Michael Vick. Right next to Cerberus, the three headed dog. He looks hungry."
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