Fake Jane has not been this happy since she dated that handsome professional (unfortunately he turned out to be a professional shaman running a commune with three “wives”).
Here’s the good news: the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, Fake Jane’s favorite charity, has determined that face transplants can go mainstream! Once thought to be a remedy in only the most extreme cases of reconstructive surgery, face transplants may actually be a relatively safe procedure with a much lower rate of rejection than, say, liver transplants. KA-CHING! Another revenue stream for the beauty docs!