Tax Man: I know Where Dionne Warwick Is!!
Hey California Tax Man! I know you're looking for Dionne Warwick, because you claim she owes you $2.6 million (see my earlier post). We found her!
Her upcoming concerts in New Jersey are nearly sold out. MONEY!
Meantime, I've heard she was recently spotted at a South Orange, NJ Rite Aid wearing a pink cap sporting the word "Star" spelled out in jewels, trying to buy cigarettes by the pack. Of course, cigarette taxes are so high she probably has no money left over to pay anyone else.
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