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Investing can be confusing. Luckily, Cramer has mapped out some road rules for all you Home Gamers trying to navigate the jungle that is Wall Street. Think of it as "Mad Money 101" –- some fundamental advice to keep in mind as you play the market. Whether you're a first time investor or a seasoned financier, it's always good to remember the basics.
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In this market, if you can eat it, drink it or smoke it, then buy it, Cramer said. Any other kind of stock will probably lose you money.

Forget about aggressive moneymaking. Recession is a very real possibility, so it’s time to play defense. The usual stocks apply: Coca-Cola [KO  Loading...      ()   ], Pepsico [PEP  Loading...      ()   ], Procter & Gamble [PG  Loading...      ()   ], Merck [MRK  Loading...      ()   ].

Cramer’s sticking with a few of his so-called “Indestructibles,” too. Altria [MO  Loading...      ()   ], Medco Health Solutions [MHS  Loading...      ()   ] and Transocean [RIG  Loading...      ()   ] all still work. In fact, RIG just hit a 52-week high, and Credit Suisse upgraded the stock Monday.

Unfortunately, two Cramer favorites – Foster Wheeler [FWLT  Loading...      ()   ] and Freeport-McMoRan [FCX  Loading...      ()   ] – have declined. The market just gave up on them even though most of their business is outside the U.S. So even though Cramer likes them more than any of these defensive stocks, they just can’t be owned right now, he said.

The bottom line: This market craves consistent, unexciting earnings. Cramer doesn’t think that won’t change until the Federal Reserve addresses the U.S. housing problem.


Jim's charitable trust owns Altria, Freeport-McMoRan, and Transocean.

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