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Chuck Norris has killed black swans with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris rubs the VIX into his chest.
Chuck Norris continues to short the Aussie market.
Chuck Norris flies First Class.
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Don't mess with him.
Chuck Norris doesn't use gates.
He stops investors with one hand.
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Chuck Norris will sub-underwrite Iceland.
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Chuck Norris Asset Management is hiring and paying top dollar.
Chuck Norris sold Countrywide cds at +1200 and bought it back at+350.
Chuck Norris can borrow at the discount window.
Chuck Norris can sell $300 bln in high yield loans before lunch.
Chuck Norris's curves are never inverted.
Chuck Norris doesn't hedge. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't mark to market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.
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