Envelope, Please. It’s a Pogie

Good evening, and welcome to the fourth annual Pogie Awards, celebrating the very best in consumer technology!

Imagine: More than 7,000 products submitted, from 93 countries. More than eight million viewers voting by text message. A $1 million grand prize.

Yeah, right. That’d be nice, wouldn’t it?

Actually, it’s just me sitting in my office. And there aren’t any prizes. Still, this is my chance to give a nod to the best tech ideas of 2008. Not the best products — in fact, sometimes they’re terrific ideas wasted on dumb products. No, these are the strokes of inspiration, the clever twists, the flashes of genius that somehow made it through committee, past the lawyers and into the marketplace.

FRUSTRATION-FREE PACKAGING You know how so many products come in clear hard plastic packages, impossible to open without a flamethrower and the Jaws of Life? Everybody complains about them, but nobody does anything about it.

Until now. Amazon.com figured: “Hold on a sec — those are antishoplifting packages. But we don’t have a shoplifting problem — we’re mail order!”

So certain Amazon products now come in special Amazon-only recyclable packaging, free of hard plastic clamshells or twist ties. So far, there are only 19 of them — memory cards, computer mice and toys — but more are on the way. Amazon and the environment win because these packages can go straight into the mail without a second (outer) shipping box. You save time, hassle and the cost of a flame-thrower rental.

FREEHANDS GLOVES Millions of people happily tap away on iPhones, BlackBerrys and Treos in warm weather. But what about the winter? Have you ever tried typing on those things with gloves on? Irt’ss npott pfrettthy.

On these ingenious gloves ($20 to $40 in various styles), the thumb and index finger tips swing open, exposing your fingertips. Tap away, get your text message out, then flip the tips back on before you get BlackBerry frostbite.

(Similar: the Tavo gloves, $30. For touch screens only, like the iPhone and iPod. Special pads on the fingertips let you operate the screen without opening anything at all. Your fingers stay toasty.)

NETFLIX AS A SOFTWARE FEATURE “There’s a reason we didn’t call the company ‘DVDs by Mail,’ ” Netflix’s chief executive, Reed Hastings, often says. And sure enough: no DVDs are involved in Netflix’s latest assault on the American home theater. With Netflix Instant Viewing, there are no time limits, no copy protection, no waiting for movie files to download; the movie simply streams from the Internet as you watch.

You’re not billed by the movie; in fact, you’re not billed at all. Unlimited streaming movies are free with any DVD-by-mail plan over $9.

Originally, you had to watch on your computer (Windows, and now Mac). But who wants to watch movies sitting at a desk?

Bit by bit, Netflix has been bringing this feature to your TV by cleverly piggybacking on other companies’ set-top boxes. Netflix Instant Viewing is now a feature of the TiVo, XBox 360, and Blu-ray players from LG and Samsung. Or you can get Roku’s $100 Netflix Player box, which does the job beautifully all by itself.

The 12,000 available movies generally aren’t recent ones. But there’s a lot to be said for instant gratification, especially when it’s free.

IPHONE APP COASTERS O.K., not a gadget, and way too expensive ($60, meninos.us). But you can’t help loving the idea: a set of 16 coasters, each a perfect colorful giant replica of an icon on the iPhone’s home screen.

CONTENT-AWARE SCALING Adobe’s Photoshop CS4 has plenty of snazzy new features hidden among its 500 (!) menu commands. But here’s one of the most magical: you can drag to make a photo wider or narrower (or taller or shorter) without squishing or fattening the subject. Somehow, only the background expands or shrinks, undetectably. It doesn’t work well on every photo, but what a great idea.

ARRIVA.COM HEADPHONES If you had invisible iPod headphones, you could endure almost anything — long ceremonies, boring meetings, dull dates — with the help of a little background music.

The closest thing you’ll find is the Arriva earbuds ($35, arriva.com), exclusively for the tiny iPod Shuffle. It’s a wavy, bendable headband that goes around the back of your head. The Shuffle snaps into the middle (against the back of your head), where you can easily control it by feel. The earbuds wind up precision-placed on your ears, and the thing doesn’t fall off when you exercise.

CONTINUED : More brilliant gadgets

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