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CNBC.com Bernard L. Madoff |
You know the market meltdown is being felt everywhere when a "rapper" posts a video with lyrics like, "Earn one percent a month, that's off the hizzo..."
Those lyrics, and more, are the latest attempt to make Madoff into a cultural icon--in "Bernie Madoff Ponzi Rap Jam".
On the YouTube video "Bernie" raps,
"...Welcome, to Ponzi-town
Pigs get slaughtered, clown
I mailed you this ghetto statement
You caught the vapors
You wired more paper.."
Beware of some adult language, like the part about "Larry Kudlow, where the @*%# are those mustard plants?"
NOW THAT THE DEAL'S DONE!
Now that we've officially been told the new venture between Citi [C
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