Bar: "I think my contact just fell out."
Darren: "I have it here...just writing my phone number on it."
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Bar: "Dude, I am not playing find the quarter with you."
-- Scott Martin Johnson, Phoenix, Ariz.
Darren: "I'm no dentist, but looks like a molar. Then again, could be a bicuspid."
-- Jeffrey P. Siegel, Irvington, NY
Darren: "You are feeling sleepy....very sleepy....you are now in love with me."
-- Jim, Milford, Ct.
Darren: "No, there really IS a nano bikini on my fingertip. You can see it RIGHT there! I think you should try it on."
-- Allen, Roanoke, Va.
Darren: "Yeah, see here? It's obviously a fake. You said Leo gave this to you?"
-- David Birnbaum, Northport, NY
Bar: "Really cool high school debate team championship ring, Darren."
-- August, NY
Darren: "In our religion Bar, you CAN have two wives. It says so right here in the Torah."
Darren: "Somewhere in the back...or the front. Whatever."
-- Jon Greenberg, Northbrook, IL
Darren Rovell (right) struggles to keep his eyes facing forward at whatever SI cover model Bar Refaeli is describing to him. Mr. Rovell was later treated with supplemental oxygen backstage and is reported to have recovered.
-- Dr. Warren Theis, Waycross, Ga.
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