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Your Verdicts For Madoff
ML: "I'm a Marine. I would love to see him work for the military for e-1 wages for the rest of his life and live in government quarters.."
KD: "Place him in a Pope-mobile like vehicle and, on foot, carry him around NYC's, LA's, and Miami's exclusive restaurants and clubs. Let the vehicle stay for 30 minutes at each place and also place in it a sound amplifying machine."
Jayme K. says any tour should make money: "They should put him in a glass bubble and make him tour every city in the world wearing a prison uniform that says "Lonely, Pathetic and Shameful"...they should open the glass bubble at each stop and let people egg him for a nominal fee of $1. This would bring a new meaning of having 'egg on your face'. The investors could recoup billions of dollars over the next several years..."
Bill T: "Instead of sentencing him to incarceration time, sentence him to a given number of kilowatt hours, Put a treadmill in his cell, and let him generate electricity for the publicly owned Bonneville Power Commission as a positive contribution toward the common good."
Paul T: "From his cell in prison give him the task of counting, sorting by date, and rolling 50 billion pennies. That should take about 150 years..."
Matthew R.: "We could just abandon him in Afghanistan to find Osama Bin Laden - he seems to have a nose for finding money charitably given..."
Robert G. "Bernie Madoff should be referred to as 'bowel movement' from now on."
Juan O: "No doubt he should manage TARP III."
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