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It's OK To Cry
Lost everything in the market?
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Dow Jones Hanky |
As you can see in the image here, the DJ Hanky illustrates exactly what happened to your 401k, with the tag line, "It's OK to cry." The price is $28, which seems steep.
But think of it as an investment, since you can't afford to buy individual tissues anymore.
Still, be careful. You may find you're using the hanky a lot, because every time you raise it to dab away your tears, the collapsing stock chart emblazoned on the linen will remind you of what happened to your money.
You'll just cry harder.
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Crude Oil Jewelry |
But I love the idea!
I asked Kinnmark if she's produced any other finance-related products. She pointed me to Design Glut's currency-collection jewelry and the crude oil jewelry, where the $100 price tag could buy you more than two barrels of the real stuff.
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Currency Jewelry |
By the way, for those of you so worried about your portfolio you've started smoking again, Design Glut has a $140 "smoking gun" cigarette holder, which looks like you're putting a gun in your mouth when you take a drag.
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Smoking Gun |
Might want to sell the cigarette holder and the hanky together in a package deal...
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