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LOW PRICED LEADER, LOW PRICED FINE
Wal-Mart [WMT
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FORECLOSURE FAILURE
Fitch releases a report suggesting that foreclosure modification programs are a failure. Most subprime borrowers are redefaulting, including many homeowners who had their principals reduced 20 percent.
HOLE-MACKEREL
Courtney Love, lead singer for Hole, is being sued by American Express [AXP
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SEX AND THE HOSER
The oldest profession in the world apparently needs media training. Prostitutes in Vancouver are preparing for the upcoming Winter Olympics, not to win medals, but to woo journalists. Training will include when to agree to an interview, pose for a picture, how to handle aggressive reporters. One would think their job experience would have given them the needed tools.
TWIT?
Twitter co-founder Evan Williams has helped produced a fabulously popular website, but in a CNBC interview, he doesn't seem to have much idea how to make money on it. What, is the business plan only 140 characters long?
BUT THE WINNER IS...AT&T!
The phone giant [T
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