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  • Cindy Perman

      News Editor at CNBC.com and the author of The Pony Blog (ponyblog.cnbc.com). She has also written a book, “New York Curiosities,” and does stand-up comedy.

  • Jane Wells

      CNBC business news reporter, based in Los Angeles, covering the defense and technology industries. She writes the CNBC.com blog Funny Business.

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The news can get a little heavy sometimes, with debt crises, vicious markets and crappy earnings reports. So, we dispatched our crack reporters, Cindy Perman and Jane Wells, to find some levity amid all this seriousness. May we offer you a Keynesian cocktail with a side of bacon?

Why a Pony? To be clear, there were no ponies harmed in the making of this blog. The blog’s name, “There Must Be a Pony In Here Somewhere,” comes from an old joke, a favorite of Ronald Reagan’s, that essentially means, with a pile of you-know-what this big, there MUST be a pony—a bright side—in here somewhere!

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Triple-U or Square-Root Sign? The Recovery's Taking Shape

Published: Tuesday, 18 Aug 2009 | 11:16 AM ET
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By: Cindy Perman
CNBC.com Staff Writer

There's no doubt the recession is winding down. The hot question now is, what shape will the recovery be?

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It all depends on how optimistic you are about the recovery—and the economy's prospects for growth.

A recent survey found the debate centers on three components: The speed, strength and durability of the recovery.

"Some of these shapes are dizzying!" said Alyx Kaczuwka, author of the blog LOLFed.com, about all the alphabet theories of recovery.

The three main shapes being tossed around are the "U," the "V" and the "W."

U, the most popular shape, is for those who think we're going to wallow at the bottom a bit before growth begins. The Vs think once it takes off, it'll be a steady climb. And the Ws say — prepare for another dip on this rollercoaster.

The "L," of course, is the doomsday scenario: We hit bottom, and there's no end in sight.

This recession being as extraordinary as it is, there have also been some, well, extraordinary shapes being tossed around in recovery-theory circles. The latest one is the "triple-U" — basically the W's who've grown more pessimistic and think the lows will be low and we'll be on this wild ride for a while.

There are also a few "N" theorists — they're even more optimistic than the V's on the recovery, suggesting once the recovery starts, it will be like a rocket.

A group of "O's" has emerged — mostly critics of the current administration, who think Obama's going to have us going in circles for a while.

And, a couple of wild cards: The "square-root"-shaped recovery, where you take your basic "V" and slap some stagnant growth on the end, and the "Mickey Mouse" recovery when means — well, let's just say there may be a few loop-de-loops.

Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for some of the more bizarre theories of economic recovery!



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