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The Lloyd's Prayer
By: Jane Wells
CNBC Correspondent
CNBC Correspondent
Funny Business reader Rick Ambrose has been "divinely inspired" to rewrite the Lord's Prayer as the 'Lloyd's Prayer':
The Lloyd's Prayer
CNBC.comLLoyd Blankfein testifying in Washington
Our Chairman,
Who Art At Goldman,
Blankfein Be Thy Name.
The Rally's Come.
God's Work Be Done,
We Have No Fear Of Correction.
Give Us This Day Our Daily Gains,
And Bankrupt Our Nearest Competitors,
Just As You Taught Lehman And Bear A Lesson.
And Bring Us Not Under Indictment.
For Thine Is The Treasury,
The House And The Senate
Forever And Ever.
Goldman.
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