Just in case you are wondering what our local socialists have been doing lately, we've decided to bring you this update from the Park Slope Food Co-op in Brooklyn, New York.
It seems that one of the Co-op's member-owners had his dog stolen. By a women in a skimpy, sparkly dress. And then somebody else came by and stuck a note to it that reads: "“I hired a hooker and she stole my dog!!!! Waahhhh!!!” (via Racked)
It's like commenting on a blog, but for fliers. That must be something socialists do.
Incidentally, the Park Slopers are amazingly efficient socialists. The Co-op had $6,500 of sales per square foot last year, according to Fortune. Compare that with, say, Trader Joe's, which averages just $1,700 of sales per square foot. Total sales last year: $39.4 million.