"If you wear those, you probably had to give up your 'man card' a long time ago," says @joemattjoey. If not, a man should do so immediately, "Followed by a public denouncing in which he must wear an actual dress," adds @Cjanota.
Some, however, strive to be more open-minded: "They'd only be good as protection from ticks," is the practical sarcasm from @NRTH@AK.
"I'll only wear them if I can also wear a tricorn hat," says @matt_rupert.
However, @Sand2Stone thinks there might be a way to successfully market Manythose: "Call it Hunkz, say special fabric stimulates natural male, um, growth, get Clay Matthews to endorse then we'll see." Now we’re talking!
What’s left? Can men get any more emasculated? Yes, according to @j2lovesfriday, who sent me a link to man girdles.
Sigh. This is not what Clint Eastwood would do.
However, even if you don’t want to buy Mantyhose for their fashion sense, buy them because they’re healthy! That’s the final pitch by e-MANcipate.net.
"Men who wear pantyhose do it to improve athletic performance, energize and revitalize tired, aching leg muscles, and to stimulate circulation if they sit all day," says Chan Kraemer. Again — that has Clay Matthews written all over it.
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