Facebook More Like Face-Bomb

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Mark Zuckerberg ringing the Nasqaq bell.

Still waiting for your buy and sell orders on Facebook to clear? That's ok, it's only money. A lot of money. Your money.

In honor of the most astounding trading event of the year,Josh Brown renamed the Facebook IPO "Face-plant", which I thought was pretty funny.

Let's not stop there.

Here are some other suggestions, some from me, some from Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/janewells

• IPOcalypse
• Flash-book
• Face-schnook
• Fleece-book
• Face-bomb
• Saving Face
• Fade-book
• Fece-book
• MyFace
• Betamax
• Hoodie-winked
• Face-cooked
• FaceX (couldn't get its rocket off the ground)
• Sh*tfaced
• Fail-book

• Face-broke

Thanks to @turtletrader59, @sjhammack, @todaytrader, @rewashednews, @j2lovesfriday, @Dman5353, @TimBiegler, @oppy435, @mtuscano, @Midas_Money and @CredibleLA for helping rebrand the most high-anticipated IPO of the modern era.