Location: Carmel, Ind.
Price: $5.5 million
Bathrooms: 6 full 1 half
Square footage: 16,326
This party palace, built in 1995 as a place to entertain up to 500 guests, boasts a ballroom, men’s lounge with weaponry hung above the numerous urinals, and a ladies’ room for multiple guests, and a cloak room with rotating rack. But safe home! The mansion has only four bedrooms.
The home celebrates the “Star Wars” movies with a themed bar silently policed by realistic life-size figures of Darth Vader and Stormtroopers. Another bar fitted out with an antique poker table is an homage to old-school Chicago mobsters. (Darth Vader and antiques sold separately.)
The owners are selling according to Jimmy Dulin of Re/MAX Ability Plus, “they don’t entertain like they used to.” But really, does anyone?