Funny Business with Jane Wells

Spitzer And Kristen: Whatever The Market Will "Bare"

Ok, I know I'm on vacation and should put this BlackBerry down. But this is too good.

My good friend John Klekamp is a reporter at News 12 New Jersey--a local cable news channel--and yesterday he was assigned one of the "Who is Kristen?" stories. So he went to the high school once attended by the ex-Gov's alleged paramour. The current school musical: "Once Upon a Mattress."

Meantime, "Kristen" (aka Ashley Dupre) has seen prices skyrocket on downloads of her song, "What We Want." Before the scandal, one download cost 65 cents, now it's up to 98 cents, and a second single is also available.

Whatever the market will "bare."

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