Funny Business with Jane Wells

Fake You

All it is. The Fake blog contest vote! Polls are open until noon eastern on Friday. Winner gets a poorly-made Fake Jane coffee mug. Contestants are:

Fake Jim Cramer

Fake Lloyd Blankfein

Fake Tanker Team

Fake Angelo Mozilo

1) I know what's wrong with GM. My husband ended up with a 2008 Pontiac from a rental agency last week in Washington, DC. It had no cup holder. How is a car in 2008 built without a cup holder?

2) Things you don't realize about the role of the FDA. Two recent press releases had the following headlines:

FDA Warns Consumers Against Using Mommy's Bliss Nipple Cream

FDA Approves Entereg to Help Restore Bowel Function Following Surgery

3) The SLEEP 2008 conference held by the National Sleep Foundation next month in Baltimore will have a dinner symposium on insomnia. Here's the title of the dinner: Insomnia Comorbid with Medical Disorders: From Pathophysiology to Clinical Practice.

If that doesn't put you to sleep, the full description will certainly cure even the worst case of insomnia:

This program will explore both the causal and non-causal relationships between sleep and sleep loss and an array of medical conditions, as well as pathophysiological processes, particularly in certain neurological illnesses, that may be common to the development of symptoms seen in both conditions. These common pathophysiological processes may lead the decision making... regarding potential...treat...ments...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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