Money & Politics with Larry Kudlow

An Open Letter to Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Fess up, Tiger. If you don’t, the tabloids are gonna kill ya. 

By now everyone knows that something happened to you and your car outside your Florida mansion.

Some tabloids reportthat for some reason your wife Elin teed you up inside your home with one of your Nike golf clubs, and that you sought escape by hot-footing it outside at two-thirty in the morning to your Cadillac Escalade in the driveway but for some reason, you hit a fireplug and wrapped the car around a tree.