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35411 Beach Rd., Dana Point, Calif.

Price: $3.2 million
Size: 1,000 square feet (3 bed, 2 bath)
Price per square foot: $3,200

For $3.2 million you get two things: The ocean – and quiet. This house is located in the gate-guarded Capistrano Bay community and you literally walk off the front porch (which, at the moment, is a plank of wood) and into the sand. “You will enjoy the privacy and quiet unheard of on other Southern California Beaches,” the ad boasts. Here’s the kicker: The ad suggests that it’s a “fantastic lot to rebuild if a beautiful new home is on the radar.” If you had any doubts, you’re straight now – it’s all about the location! (More at Realtor.com)