Funny Business with Jane Wells

Sky High Heels

If looks could kill, these shoes just may do the trick.

Walking in them could be your final act.

Sky High Heels
Source: bornrich.com

Shoe designer Julia Lundsten has unveiled the Project 3 shoe in her Finsk line. The tri-colored strap-ons sit atop a six-and-a-half inch platform described as "broken."

Not only will you suffer nosebleeds wearing these sky high heels, but the pricetag is in the upper atmosphere as well—$1,000.

I dare you. Send photos. Walking, not standing. Walking.

On the Finsk website, there is artsy video of a woman kind of walking in them. Designer Lundsten is reportedly a two-time past winner of the Manolo Blahnick Award, but I don't think even Carrie Bradshaw could amble through Manhattan in these.

Lundsten's Projects Oneand Two are also pretty eye-popping. Perhaps we should think of this as walkable art, but with a twist. Let's just hope the twist doesn't involve your ankles.

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