Over at the Gloss, bartender Kristen Hamill reveals what you've known all along: your bartenders are judging you by what you drink.
Here's a sampling of what your drink says about you.
Pinot Grigio: You are approaching menopause faster than you think.
Pinot Noir: You don’t really go to bars.
Moscato: You listen to too much rap.
Grand Marnier: What are you doing here?
Scotch: You will probably tip me well and tell me I remind me of your daughter after you check out my bum.
Vodka Martini: You had a serious day at work, or you are a functional alcoholic.
Whiskey: You are cool. If you try to get my number I won’t act too offended.
Bud Light: You are driving.
Budweiser: You are driving drunk.
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