Today's millionaires can be forgiven for feeling, well, a little average.
There are millions of millionaires in America (actually, 9 million and counting). The distance between the top 1 percent and the top 0.01 percent has never been greater, with the top 0.01 percent making 20 times the top 1 percent and mere millionaires feeling increasing class rage against their centimillionaire and billionaire rivals.
Remember the guy who felt he was "stuck in life" with a salary of a mere $350,000 a year?
As comedian Stephen Colbert put it recently, today's real class war is the "unattainably rich against the unimaginably rich."
Numbers aren't the only way to tell the super rich from the rich.
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Here are the top 10 signs you're super rich, as seen on this week's CNBC's "Secret Lives of the Super Rich," which premieres Wednesday. (Yes, all of the examples are real.)