Morning six-pack: What we're reading Tuesday

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Happy Tuesday. Nursing a Columbus Day hangover? Have a Six-Pack:

The end is night! Our long national nightmare is over! Yes, Macy's now will be open on Thanksgiving! (Time)

In other news, that national horror show of Freddy Kruegeresque proportions, namely the debt default silliness, is also near an end. (Boston Globe)

Once Congress ends the dog-and-pony budget show, the market can get back to its real worry: How the Federal Reserve will wean the U.S. economy from its addiction to cheap money. (Vox)

Meanwhile, Congress can get back to what it does best, namely harassing Jamie Dimon. (New York Times)

We've pointed this out before, but it's a good reminder in this time of national distress that the markets function best when members of Congress stay home.

And, finally ... before taking the bait on that "returnship" offer, there are a few things you want to consider.'s Mark Koba explains.

—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.