Happy Monday. If you're Jamie Dimon, a JPMorgan Chase shareholder or one of the bank's customers—not so much.
"Medieval justice." "Heads on pikes." A bank being punished by the government for doing the government's bidding. All this and more marked "the Morgan Shakedown." (Wall Street Journal)
Know this: The government isn't done with the banks yet. Far from it. (Seeking Alpha)
Lest we forget, it's not just the U.S. banks that are under scrutiny. Things are about to get decidedly less comfortable in Europe as well. (UPI)
Elsewhere, Wall Street remains ridiculously susceptible to a cyberattack. (Financial Times)
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.