Happy Wednesday. Gobble gobble.
Nothing like a great visual aid to tell you just how the U.S. economy is faring these days. (Business Insider)
Online shopping stinks for you if you make all those tempting goodies set up at the checkout counter. (Reuters)
Buy to your heart's content, but beware the "stocks are cheap" mantra. (The StarPhoenix)
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.