Happy Thursday. Just counting the days down until Jobs Friday.
What happens when the Federal Reserve is holding interest rates at unnaturally low levels? All kinds of bad things. (Chris Whalen/Breitbart)
For those considering becoming a bank teller, prepare to spend time waiting in line—the welfare line. (Washington Post)
In 2014, a brave new world awaits. Get ready for the "Internet of things," whatever that is. (Quartz)
U.K. Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls was a bundle of good news Thursday morning—well, maybe not so much. (The Telegraph)
It's a bad day for bitcoin, after the Chinese government prohibited banks from transacting in the cryptocurrency. The regulators are getting in on the action. (Reuters)
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.