Something completely different with Tyler Mathisen

Is super-stunner Kate Upton the newest market barometer?

Is Mark Zuckerberg up for an Olympic purchase?

And could Alec Baldwin ever be "not famous anymore?"

These are the questions that keep us up at night (not!).

Market highs and celebrity low blows, it's time for the latest edition of "Something Completely Different" with CNBC's Jane Wells.

She reports the news the way we like it—full of sarcasm and fun—this time with her colleague, Tyler Mathisen.

—By CNBC's Gloria McDonough-Taub