Happy Monday. Nothing cures an Oscar hangover like a Morning Six-Pack.
Ukraine's problems are roiling the markets Monday, but it's Russia that has the most to lose. (Sydney Morning Herald)
The second-most to lose? President Barack Obama, who faces a handful of unappealing options to deal with the crisis. (Politico)
You're worth $30 billion and here's the good news: You're worth $30 billion. The bad news? You don't even crack the top 20 in the world's richest people. (Forbes)
And here's proof that even the filthy rich have their limits: Those $4,900 Chanel bags are suddenly looking less appealing. (Wall Street Journal)
Take a peek inside the bizarre world of the disgraced Mt.Gox bitcoin exchange. (Wired)
—By CNBC's Jeff Cox. Follow him on Twitter @JeffCoxCNBCcom.